Monday, 9 October 2017

Aphorismic journey

I wish I was a glowworm, 'cause a glowworm's never glum.  For how can you be sad when the sun shines out your bum?  - McLennan's Island Meat & Seafood


People who think the glass is half empty, or half full, are missing the point.  The glass is refillable.  - The Irish Times Pub


It’s a dangerous business, Frodo, going out of your door. You step into the Road, and if you don’t keep your feet, there is no telling where you might be swept off to.  - Bilbo Baggins


Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.  - Suzanne McMinn


Ma'am is acceptable in a crunch, but I prefer Captain.  - Kathryn Janeway


Because it's 2015.  - Justin Trudeau


"Do it yourself" doesn’t mean do it alone.  - Home Hardware


More wag, less bark.  - bumper sticker


Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a great battle.  - Philo of Alexandria  


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