Smart?Phone

I just bought my first smart phone.  So many of the people I know these days text, and I was getting very tired of trying to text on my fliptop cell phone (not to mention the unavailability of any form of punctuation).

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After a week or so of operation, it has become quite clear to me that the 'smart' part refers to the equipment, not the operator.  I can check my email, set up my calendar, play games, take pictures, but am challenged by the 'phone' part of it.  The first day I accidentally phoned my mother - long distance at $0.50/minute - and couldn't figure out how to disconnect the call.  'Mobile' phone is a misnomer, as I actually have to sit down to make a call. 

Maybe that's why people started texting ...