Saturday, 31 December 2016
The twelve days of Christmas
Twelve Mandarin oranges
Eleven Welsh cakes
Ten mince tarts
Nine bottles of wine
Eight frozen grapes
Seven kinds of cheese
Six dinners out
Five dryer balls
Four Rogers' chocolates
Three different patés
Two pairs of socks
And a cold from Napanee.
Happy New Year!
Thursday, 8 December 2016
Let it rain, let it rain, let it rain
You see, it snowed here on Monday night. Now, we do get snow on occasion in Victoria, but it's usually just a brief, laughable visit. This time, though, Mother Nature sent a blast of cold Arctic air after the 2 cm of snow, just to wipe the smug look off the faces of us Wet Coasters. That means that the sanded, salted, plowed, shovelled, partly-shovelled, or not-shovelled-at-all snow froze into a crunchy slippery mess. And it stayed!
This state of affairs was not uncommon when we lived Back East. However, life is different for us here: we walk everywhere. Rain may be an irritant at times, but it's easy to deal with - up pops the umbrella and on our way we go. If it gets particularly heavy, on go the yellow rubber boots. Singing in the rain ...
But snow! As bonafide west coasters, we no longer own winter boots. And walkers don't come with snow tires. I had to take the bus to the grocery store!
So, bring on the rain. Lots of it. Wash that nasty white stuff of the streets and sidewalks and bring back the lawnmowers. Enough of winter already. Bah, humbug.
Wednesday, 30 November 2016
Light my fire
I guess I'm going to have clean the oven ...
Monday, 28 November 2016
New tricks 2
Maybe if I had some cool exercise duds ....
Friday, 28 October 2016
Orange is the new snack
"The World Series is on," she said sheepishly. "You can't watch the World Series without Cheezies."
"Hah!" I said, "No need to explain. I ate Cheezies while watching the first Presidential debate."
"Eeewww," she said. "I'd need more than Cheezies to convince me to watch that debate. I might even have to start drinking again."
"Well," I said, "there might have been some beer involved, too."
Monday, 10 October 2016
Home
As it turns out, that worked quite well for us. Our bus to Victoria didn't leave until 1:30 pm, so it meant less waiting around in the station. Were home in our own place about 5:30 pm.
And that wandering suitcase, the one that was misdirected in Toronto ... picked it up as planned in Vancouver. Sometimes things just work out!
Time travel
Sept 2: London, forward 8 hours = noon local time, 4 am in Victoria
Sept 6: Bergen, forward an hour (9 hours ahead) = noon local 3 am in Victoria
Sept 9: Lerwick, back an hour (8 hours ahead) = noon local time, 4 am in Victoria
Sept 12: Akureyri, back an hour (7 hours ahead) = noon local time, 5 am in Victoria
Sept 15: Reykjavik to .... Reykjavik, back an hour (6 hours ahead) = noon local time, 6 am in Victoria
Sept 17: Somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean, back another hour (5 hours ahead ) = noon local time, 7 am in Victoria
Sept 18: Somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean again, back another hour (4 hours ahead ) = noon local time, 8 am in Victoria
Sept 20: Boston, back another hour (3 hours ahead) = Eastern Daylight Time!!
Sept 25: Saint John, forward an hour (4 hours ahead) = noon local time, 8 am in Victoria
Sept 30: Somewhere in the St Lawrence, back another hour (3 hours ahead) = Eastern Daylight Time again!!
Oct 8: Manitoba, back another hour (2 hours ahead ) = noon local time, 10 am in Victoria
Oct 9: Alberta, back another hour (1 hour ahead ) = noon local time, 11 am in Victoria
Oct 9: BC, back another hour = Pacific Daylight Time (yay!)
Getting there slowly
Saturday, 8 October 2016
Clickety - clack
Thursday, 6 October 2016
00:01
Only 4,900 km to go
The last three days we've been having breakfast at the Deli Planet in the station, always sitting at the same table, always with the same waiter, a 40-something whirling dervish. In true Quebec style, we speak to him in French and he speaks to us in English. He remembers us, even in this short acquaintance. Today he greeted us with, "Coffee later, orange juice now."
Later, as we rejected a second cup of coffee, he said to us, "You're going home today. You'll miss this coffee; have some more!" So we did.
Wednesday, 5 October 2016
Sometimes, only a beer will do
Aaaaaahhhhhh ........
Ding a ling ling
The unionized staff at the Hotel Bonaventure are on strike, so 32 management staff are working 15 hour shifts to cover the work of the 200 striking workers. The restaurant is closed, except for a breakfast buffet, the bar is open only from 5 -7 pm, and the housekeeping is not quite up to standard. The good news is that Tom is enjoying breakfasts at the Deli Planet, a Rowley favourite in Central Station for many years.
We went up to the McGill bookstore Monday to replenish Tom's wardrobe. He has been enjoying the conversations he's been having with total strangers, generated by the McGill logo on his winter jacket, and wanted to expand his seasonal reach. Sad to say, the bookstore is in the process of relocating, so their meager offerings could only be found in a trailer on the lower campus. Just bought a single golf shirt. However, we did have a nice lunch!
Sunday, 2 October 2016
A senior selfie
First, as I may have mentioned before, we may have overdone it a bit on the souvenirs. Not that we bought too many, you understand, just that our suitcases are too small. We were really lucky in Quebec City: they booked our "souvenir " suitcase right the way through to Vancouver (yay!), so we only had to manage one suitcase, my red bag, Tom's CPAP, the Princess bag full of stuff that won't fit in the suitcase, and the walker. Because we're staying at the Hotel Bonaventure, which is just across the street from Central Station, a taxi is out of the question. So we loaded up the walker (the "truck", I call it), and dragged the suitcase to our destination.
Secondly, I booked the hotel at the travel agent rate, before I stopped being a travel agent, and was a little concerned about misrepresenting myself at check-in. (My dad would understand.) So when I got an envelope from the receptionist, and read the contents, my first reaction was "Oh, crap", they want to give me a tour so I can sell the hotel to my clients.
But then I felt a familiar tickle at the back of my brain. There is a 25-year old joke we have with the Griffiths about Mr Loof Lirpa, which, if you are slightly dislexic like I am, reads very clearly as "April Fool" spelled backwards. Hah! I get it! We're to call Pat and Jim. There was some discussion that they might meet us in Montreal, but nothing had come of it.
Had barely made it to the room, when there was a knock at the door. "Room Service!" Room service? I opened the door and, low and behold, it was Mr Lirpa!
It turns out that Jim had been stalking us, Pink Panther style, from the time we got off the train. He hid behind a newspaper, getting odd looks from other travellers, as he watched us come up the escalator, get our luggage, wait for the walker, then lost us as we walked to the hotel. He watched me pick up up the note and puzzle over its contents.
Went out for dinner, a few drinks, and lots of laughs. Proved that people over 60 should not try to take selfies.
What fun! Too bad Pat couldn't make it, too.
Saturday, 1 October 2016
Pot-bellied suitcases
27 days
Thursday, 29 September 2016
Money laundering
If I spent 70 USD, that I bought when the Canadian dollar was equal to 1.05 USD, and won 77 USD on the slot machines, when the American dollar is worth 1.25 CAD, does a tree fall in the forest?
Wednesday, 28 September 2016
Nova Scotia
Tuesday, 27 September 2016
Popcorn in the bed
Stayed up late, very late, last night watching the first US presidential debate.
Ahhhhhhh ... nice to be Canadian ...